[This post is locked, but it's the weakest lock in the history of locky things to have ever been locked lockily, so feel free to break in with the greatest of ease. Pretty sure you could just type "password" in the password box to get past this one.]

Glad to see you all back in showroom shape! Well, except you[You know who you are ( Read more... )

[Sentinel flickers into view on the screen for any who happen to catch his message, sounding like he just ran three staircases and hopped two couches and a Labrador retriever to get to the telephone...assuming Transformers have couches. And Labrador retrievers ( Read more... )

[Many of you will be coming down to see the Pixels. And many of you will notice that there are numerous vendors and buskers and salespeople taking entrepreneurial advantage of the situation, lining the streets with their wares and offerings and leaflets ( Read more... )

[Locked to Optimus, voice and video.]

Uh, Optilas. Hey.

Did you get back okay?

[Had a little sense beaten into him by Ironhide. A little. Metaphorically.]

I, uh.

[scratches the back of his neck.]

I'm, um, I...

[Lets out a puff of air. Even though he doesn't breathe.]

I...well, I mean, I...

[Offlines his optics, and just says it ( Read more... )

[The video opens with a very excited Sentinel Prime, and lots of shaking, as Sentinel directs his communicator's video feed at...a video screen.]

Everyone! Look! LOOK!

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[The video opens, showing Sentinel in a lavish looking sitting area, clearly part of a very upscale office building. He keeps turning to speak, but his vocaliser doesn't quite say words, and his expression flickers.

Sentinel has a dilemma.

In front of him is a datapad with a contract, a really sweet contract. Good number of credits, small ( Read more... )

[Sentinel, too proud to do anything less, uses video and voice, even if it does give evidence that he is cowering behind one of zone 9's many nefarious "stores ( Read more... )